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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine

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