Quote by Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world – and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls Id like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot. – Justin Bieber

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I think its so funny when people think they cant control a movie star. They can. Were just women, you know. – Esther Williams

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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