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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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Its so funny when youre actually directing because things start popping that you dont expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesnt quite have the impetus that you thought it might. – Stephen Moyer

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funny

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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funny

Its funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it: Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? – Eddie Van Halen

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Each of us have things and thoughts and descriptions of an amazing universe in our possession that kings in the 17th Century would have gone to war to possess. – Kary Mullis

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My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the difference between dromedary and Bactrian camels. I was about 3 1/2. – Patrick Rothfuss

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…creases like the leathern boot of Tartar horsemen, curl like the dewlap of a mighty bullock, unfold like a mist rising out of a ravine, gleam like a lake touched by a zephyr, and be wet and soft like a forest floor newly swept by rain. – Luwuh, Chaking, regarding selection of the best quality tea leaves

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A human life is a story told by God. – Hans Christian Andersen

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