Quote by Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

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Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. – Arthur C. Clarke

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But now, being a parent, I go home and see my son and I forget about any mistake I ever made or the reason Im upset. I get home and my son is smiling or he comes running to me. It has just made me grow as an individual and grow as a man. – LeBron James

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Youll never convince me there is a hopeless situation or there is any finality in any success or any failure. – Carlos Ghosn

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