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Quote by Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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I had everything Id hoped for, but I wasnt being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didnt like me for being… me. – Ellen DeGeneres

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I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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I appreciate humor so much, but Im actually not a funny girl. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

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It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of Americas power. It has been the symbol of our great nation. We look at the symbol and we say this is one nation under God. – Pat Robertson

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