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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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funny

We live in a funny time. If you dont go corporate, you cant compete. Youre relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. – Ethan Hawke

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funny

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

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funny

By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways. – Marlen E. Pew

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The average persons ear weighs what you are, not what you were. – Francis Quarles

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Im writing a book and working on my one-woman show, Learning To Be Human. – Shirley Knight

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Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the color of the wind. – Maxwell Bodenheim

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