Quote by Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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