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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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The unconditional love for you child, its truly amazing. – Jourdan Dunn

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American policy seems to be wed to a perpetual state of war. Why? History shows that the world will always be in flux or turmoil, with different peoples competing for visibility and power. The U.S. cannot fix the fate of every nation. – Camille Paglia

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That hurt we embrace becomes joy. Call it to your arms where it can change. – Rumi

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