Quote by Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Other Quotes from
funny
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

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funny

People dont want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. Thats why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas. – Mindy Kaling

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funny

Its funny: Ive been very successful and done a lot of films, and I dont really have an agent – I dont really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. – Rick Baker

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funny

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and were chatting away, nice to see you. – Anthony Holden

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funny

Random Quotes

I drive an electric car. – David Duchovny

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car

The business aspect is one of the most important things about having a music career, because every choice you make in a management meeting affects your life a year-and-a-half from now. – Taylor Swift

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Business

It is not my sentence that I polish, but my thought. I pause until the drop of light that I need is formed and falls from my pen. – Joseph Joubert (1754–1824), translated from French by George H. Calvert, 1

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Writing

Here in L.A. the standard of beauty is kind of ridiculous. I want to be doing this when Im in my fifties and sixties and this isnt what Im going to look like. – Rose Byrne

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Beauty