Quote by Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Psychiatry
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what youre interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. – Charlie Kaufman

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Its funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end. – Bjork

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