Quote by Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

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With humor, its so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. – Calvin Trillin

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Rice is born in water and must die in wine. – Italian Proverb

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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. – James Beard

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When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste. – Laiko Bahrs

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