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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Im healthy now. I probably wouldnt say Im at my best fitness level and I havent played that much lately, but Im healthy and thats all that matters. – Mary Pierce

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