Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf
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Other Quotes from
fitness
category

Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security. – John F. Kennedy

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fitness

I can jog, but I cant run. Thats hard for me. I like the fact that I can jog for fitness, but to me theres a huge difference between jogging and running. – Mary Decker

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fitness

The main thing is that its nice to see these young people – 9 to 14 years old – take the opportunity to get more involved in their health and fitness. We need more kids to be more active. – Rafer Johnson

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fitness

As a father, my first priority is to help my sons set and attain personal goals so they will develop self-confidence and individual strength. Engaging in regular fitness activities with my children helps me fulfill those responsibilities. – Alan Thicke

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fitness

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Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is. – Author Unknown

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A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me. Now Im learning to see the positive side of things, instead of, like, I cant go to Kmart. I cant take my kids to the haunted house. – Eminem

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Learning

Better a dish of illusion and a hearty appetite for life, than a feast of reality and indigestion therewith. – Harry A. Overstreet

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Illusion

I did 13-something years of talking to wrestlers and promoters about why they did certain things and why they booked matches a certain way and what they were thinking and whether they were satisfied with the draw. And I got a lot of insight in the business. – Billy Corgan

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Business