Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Investing in health will produce enormous benefits. – Gro Harlem Brundtland

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The value and utility of any experiment are determined by the fitness of the material to the purpose for which it is used, and thus in the case before us it cannot be immaterial what plants are subjected to experiment and in what manner such experiment is conducted. – Gregor Mendel

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Swimming is normal for me. Im relaxed. Im comfortable, and I know my surroundings. Its my home. – Michael Phelps

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The health industry, the fitness industry, was really starting to pick up. This was around the mid 80s. – Warren Cuccurullo

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The most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning three little children for their insurance-money, and the most repellent man of my acquaintance is a philanthropist who has spent nearly a quarter of a million upon the London poor. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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Resist your fear fear will never lead to you a positive end. Go for your faith and what you believe. – T. D. Jakes

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You dont kill your way to peace. – Imran Khan

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Im not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy. – Ted Nugent

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