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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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I have been particularly struck with the overwhelming evidence which is given as to the fitness of the natives of India for high offices and employments. – Richard Cobden

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Guided only by their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired by the art of mathematics rather than by any prospect of ultimate usefulness. – E. T. Bell

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My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine. – Lena Dunham

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I believe its extremely important to include some other type of fitness activity in your training, so cross training will help you to avoid injury when you are dancing. – Laurieann Gibson

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