Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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I dont smoke, dont drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know. – Sarah Michelle Gellar

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One of the things Ive always enjoyed is moving around and staying fit. Physicality is such a big part of being an actor, but its also about stillness and silence. – Joel Edgerton

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Its very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, its not inspiring for your workout. – Cheryl Tiegs

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My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter. – Judy Johnson

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