Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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With both kids, I started working out again at 16 days postpartum, but I treated myself with kindness, doing mild workouts, because my fitness level was lower. – Gabrielle Reece

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Im still very professional about my fitness. I stay in trim as I always did. – Peter Shilton

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