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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a womans body. – Tina Louise

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We wanted Nike to be the worlds best sports and fitness company. Once you say that, you have a focus. You dont end up making wing tips or sponsoring the next Rolling Stones world tour. – Philip Knight

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Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings

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