Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise. – Gene Tunney

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No ones ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution thats abandoned by February. – Suze Orman

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Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced. – Marquis de Sade

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