Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Training is such a vital part of preparation for a game, you really do train to play. It tops up your ability, like sharpening a carving knife. You can get away with not doing it for a while, as long as you have reached a certain standard of fitness. – Graeme Le Saux

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My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter. – Judy Johnson

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To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise. – Gene Tunney

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