Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Overall, I think Im in pretty good shape, but Im not really someone that is gung-ho or a fitness fanatic. – Cobi Jones

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Fitness will be a major factor in the first race and I think that will play into the hands of drivers who have been racing recently, rather than people like me who havent raced properly for a decade. Iam not one of the favourites to start with. – Nigel Mansell

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Im doing four hours of gymnastics training a day, six days a week and then an extra two to three hours in a fitness center as well. – Shawn Johnson

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Now I say that if you run more than 15 miles a week, its for something other than aerobic fitness. Once you pass 15 miles, you do not see much further improvement. – Kenneth H. Cooper

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