Quote by Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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I believe its extremely important to include some other type of fitness activity in your training, so cross training will help you to avoid injury when you are dancing. – Laurieann Gibson

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I am about to get involved with the biggest cancer hospital in Norway. They are building a fitness center to work with patients. I will be a consultant. – Grete Waitz

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And you know, the baby boomers are getting older, and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer, and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion. – Amy Irving

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Teaching kids about health and fitness is important to me. Its about being fit for life. – Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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The plan was criticized by some retired military officers embedded in TV studios. But with every advance by our coalition forces, the wisdom of that plan becomes more apparent. – Dick Cheney

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