Quote by Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Psychiatry
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Money
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As long as I can make lots of money in other businesses, Ill continue to subsidize my own work. – Francis Ford Coppola

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Money

Never, ever invest money that you will need prior to three to five years – minimum. – Suze Orman

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Money

The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. Ive always been a size 14 to 16, I dont care about clothes, Id rather spend my money on cigarettes and booze. – Adele

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Money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. – Theodore White

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Money

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The darkest hour in any mans life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it. – Horace Greeley

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Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. – Zig Ziglar

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Failure

She who makes her husband and her children happy, who reclaims the one from vice, and trains up the other to virtue, is a much greater character than the ladies described in romance, whose whole occupation is to murder mankind with shafts from their quiver or their eyes. – Oliver Goldsmith

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You can heal your body with food. – Stacy Keibler

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Food