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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Im so touched that complete strangers will send me a script asking me to be in their film. That still amazes me – and sometimes for a lot of money too. – Liam Neeson

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I want to sit with 80- and 90-year-old people more than anyone. They have played this game before. Not one of them has told me, I wish I had more money. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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Who would be rich, must keep his soul under cover of his cash-box. – German Proverb

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Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations. – Thomas Jefferson

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