Quote by Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Nothing is so strongly fortified that it cannot be taken by money. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Some artists are working to buy the mansion or whatever the element of fame must bear, but I spend all my money on my show. – Lady Gaga

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And weve got to ask ourselves some very serious questions as to whether or not certain religious leaders, in terms of raising money – I hate to bring this up – are pushing hot buttons. – Tony Campolo

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