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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. – Oscar Wilde

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Young film makers should learn how to deal with the money and learn how to deal with the power structure. Because it is like a battle. – Martin Scorsese

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If Warren Buffett made his money from ordinary income rather than capital gains, his tax rate would be a lot higher than his secretarys. In fact a very small percentage of people in this country pay a big chunk of the taxes. – Michael Bloomberg

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Frank Hubbard

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I think thats very sad, that I havent allowed my heart to be broken. I have broken a few. – Sally Field

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I beat myself up every day, without so much as a scratch. – Terri Guillemets, “Perfectionism,” 1990

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Ignorance is a menace to peace. – Paul Harris

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