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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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The want of money is the root of all evil. – Samuel Butler

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Ive never preached one sermon on money, on just finances. I want to stay away from it. – Joel Osteen

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I once met an economist who believed that everything was fungible for money, so I suggested he enclose himself in a large bell-jar with as much money as he wanted and see how long he lasted. – Amory Lovins

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