Quote by Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard

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Money isnt a major motivating force in my life. Nor is my profession. There are other things that I care more about than being an actor. – Kevin Costner

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The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed, and taken most of it into their own hands, is as good as Stalin or Hitler. – Mario Batali

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People dont have time to wait for somebody to paint their portraits anymore. The money is in photography. – Robert Mapplethorpe

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On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects. – Karl Marx

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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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