Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams
She who makes her husband and her children happy, who reclaims the one from vice, and trains up the other to virtue, is a much greater character than the ladies described in romance, whose whole occupation is to murder mankind with shafts from their quiver or their eyes. – Oliver Goldsmith