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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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