Quote by Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesnt end. Theres other ways to make money, better jobs. – Ron Livingston

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Successful people make money. Its not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. – Wayne Dyer

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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore

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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. – Benjamin Franklin

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