Quote by Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Psychiatry
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Other Quotes from
Money
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Speculation is only a word covering the making of money out of the manipulation of prices, instead of supplying goods and services. – Henry Ford

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Money

Im very unstable theres no stability in a musicians life at all. You live on a bus or on the road hand to mouth and you dont know where your moneys coming from. – James Taylor

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Money

It is a waste of money to help those who show no desire to help themselves. – Taylor Caldwell

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Money

When you hire that first person, then youre a boss. Youve got performance reviews. Youve got complaints about not making enough money. Youve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. – Scott Adams

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Money

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I dont make decisions based on money. – David Duchovny

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