Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams
After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuarys shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I knew I needed to do everything in my power to protect these friendly and curious birds from the daily pain and suffering they endure on factory farms. – Ginnifer Goodwin