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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Psychiatry
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Money
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Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books, you have to write about the interesting lawyers – the guys who steal all the money and take off. Thats the fun stuff. – John Grisham

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Money

Opposites may attract, but I wouldnt put my money on a relationship of financial opposites. – Suze Orman

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Money

New York City is a great monument to the power of money and greed… a race for rent. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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Money

Money isnt important, but you have to have enough, so you dont have to think about it. Thinking about money is a drag. – Jarvis Cocker

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Money

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Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman – not the attitude of the prospect. – W. Clement Stone

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Now that I have found someone, Im feeling more alone… than I ever have before. – Ben Folds

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alone

Nature says women are human beings, men have made religions to deny it. Nature says women are human beings, men cry out no! – Taslima Nasrin

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Nature

From the Taoist point of view, the natural result of this harmonious way of living is happiness. – Benjamin Hoff

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