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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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I mean, anything that money can be made off will never be a problem to make, no matter what it is. – John Malkovich

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To avoid ignorance and bullying, Ive had to hide the fact that Im a troll. You have no idea how much time and money Ive spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. – Jon Cryer

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Ill come to any benefit if I see SCLC get all the money. – Mahalia Jackson

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As long as you have a system that is based on the rational that if you are making money you are thereby making a contribution to society, these financial rogue practices will continue. – David Korten

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