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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in yo

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf
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Joey Adams
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Other Quotes from
Money
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If you can actually count your money, then youre not a rich man. – J. Paul Getty

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Money

Youre right on the money with that. Were all like detectives in life. Theres something at the end of the trail that were all looking for. – David Lynch

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Money

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window. – Suze Orman

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Money

He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation. – James A. Garfield

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Money

Random Quotes

In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three oclock in the morning, day after day. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Morning

Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments but let us have patience and we soon shall see them in their proper figures. – Joseph Addison

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Patience

Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains. – Author and exact wording unknown, I’ve been told this was quoted by Paul H

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Civilization

I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. – Aristotle

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Fear