Quotes by

Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. – Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams