Money

The man of the constitutional rÃ©gime is not a merry-maker, quite the contrary. He is hypocritical, avaricious, and profoundly selfish; whatever question strikes against his brow, his brow rings like a drawer full of big pennies. – Claude Tillier (1801–1844), My Uncle Benjamin: A Humorous, Satirical, and

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Frank Hubbard

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn

Money is like water: in sufficient volume, it erodes the bedrock of principle, and cuts its own channel. – Dr. Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. – George Savile, Complete Works, 1912

I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis Agassiz

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. – John Wesley

There are no pockets in a shroud. – Author Unknown

There are people who have money and people who are rich. – Coco Chanel

There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. – Logan Pearsall Smith, “Life and Human Nature,” Afterthoughts, 1931

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. – Author Unknown

My old father used to have a saying: If you make a bad bargain, hug it all the tighter. – Abraham Lincoln

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen

We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to. – Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. – Voltaire

A bank book makes good reading â€” better than some novels. – Harry Lauder

Women prefer men who have something tender about them â€” especially the legal kind. – Kay Ingram

Money often costs too much. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your friend lends and your enemy asks payment. – Dutch Proverb