If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. – Bill Cosby
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. – Bill Cosby
I wasnt always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. – Bill Cosby
Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. – Bill Cosby
Every success story has a parent who says, over my dead body. Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when youre acting the fool, you know I worry about you sometimes. – Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, theyre interested in peace and quiet. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. – Bill Cosby
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those whove had luck with it and those who havent. – Bill Cosby
Were not raising children with the love that we need to. – Bill Cosby
Gray hair is Gods graffiti. – Bill Cosby
I dont have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. – Bill Cosby
A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of whats bitter and move on. – Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. Theyre dying, of course, but they look terrific. – Bill Cosby
Family is conflict and its something that we all relate to. – Bill Cosby
If you have no faith, youve lost your battle. – Bill Cosby
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby
