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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby

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The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. – Bill Cosby

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby

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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby

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