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Quote by Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. – Bill Cosby

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I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up. – Tina Turner

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No, Ive never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot. – Fiona Apple

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Fathers and mothers have lost the idea that the highest aspiration they might have for their children is for them to be wise… specialized competence and success are all that they can imagine. – Allan Bloom

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