I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those whove had luck with it and those who havent. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby
I dont have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. – Bill Cosby