Quote by Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby

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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. – Bill Cosby

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The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. – Bill Cosby

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. – Bill Cosby

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Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur. – Alvin Toffler

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The first and finest lesson that parents can teach their children is faith and courage. – Smiley Blanton

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The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. – Benjamin Spock

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