Quote by Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby

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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby

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Home lifes great, man. The kids are great, happy and healthy. Ive reached this sort of wonderful precipice. – Ryan Phillippe

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I barely have time for my own children. To adopt more children and not have time for them, that would be poor parenting on my part. – Mary J. Blige

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A mother who is really a mother is never free. – Honore de Balzac

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For decades, parents were told by so-called parenting experts that offspring would be best raised on the belief each is special and entitled to all life has to offer. – Bob Barr

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