Quote by Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby

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I wasnt always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. – Bill Cosby

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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework. – Bill Cosby

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Blacks tweets. – Michael Showalter

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Its frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself. It seems unfair. You cant assume the responsibility for everything you do –or dont do. – Simone de Beauvoir

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I think Im going to have to live vicariously through my daughters rebellion because I certainly never did go through adolescence. – Brooke Shields

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Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. – Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711

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Im not out here to win a beauty contest. – Kirk Gibson

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If you look just at the decades after 1934, you know its hard to point to really inspired and positive support from outside of Haiti, to Haiti, and much easier to point to either small-minded or downright mean-spirited policies. – Paul Farmer

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He does not weep who does not see. – Victor Hugo

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