I wasnt always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. – Bill Cosby
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby

I wasnt always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. – Bill Cosby
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby