I wasnt always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby

I wasnt always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. – Bill Cosby
I am black: I am the incarnation of a complete fusion with the world, an intuitive understanding of the earth, an abandonment of my ego in the heart of the cosmos, and no white man, no matter how intelligent he may be, can ever understand Louis Armstrong and the music of the Congo. – Frantz Fanon