Gray hair is Gods graffiti. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby

Gray hair is Gods graffiti. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby