Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. – Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. – Bill Cosby

Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. – Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. – Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. Theyre dying, of course, but they look terrific. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby