If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. – Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet. – Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. Theyre dying, of course, but they look terrific. – Bill Cosby
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby