If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. – Bill Cosby
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework. – Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby
Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said Box about: twill come to my father anon. – John Aubrey