I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those whove had luck with it and those who havent. – Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby