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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. – Eric Sevareid

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Christmas

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. – Author Unknown

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Christmas

If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. Its something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love. – Robbie Fowler

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Christmas

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. – Mary Ellen Chase

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Christmas

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One of the greatest obstacles to escaping poverty is the staggering cost of higher education. – Chris Van Hollen

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Education

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whose timidity prevented them from making a first effort. – Sydney Smith

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Confidence

Every reform was once a private opinion, and when it shall be a private opinion again, it will solve the problem of the age. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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All who consult on doubtful matters, should be void of hatred, friendship, anger, and pity. – Sallust

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