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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. – W.T. Ellis

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This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. – Taylor Caldwell

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It may be a cliche, but its true – the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself. – Julie Burchill

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I dont know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something thats new, and hopefully will be fun, and theres plenty of stuff out there to cut. – Garth Brooks

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I am iron resisting the most enormous magnet there is. – Rumi

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