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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Christmas albums are not something you do frequently. – Isaac Hanson

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But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. – Trishelle Cannatella

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Ive been in elementary education for years and my belief is that Christmas pageants in schools are little more than conditioning kids for the Christian religion. – Jack Bowman

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Im not going to put out a Christmas CD until its coming out of me naturally. – TobyMac

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The mere fact that you have obstacles to overcome is in your favor… – Robert Collier

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