Quote by Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Its hard and sometimes its scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me. – Luke Perry

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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska wont make it white. – Bing Crosby

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Its fun when you start a movie, because its kind of like you get to go Christmas shopping… you get to make your wish list and you start thinking about what each character needs. – Spike Jonze

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