Quote by Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child. – Nigella Lawson

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Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. – Lucinda Franks

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