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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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There are very few people who have done more than one Christmas album. – Isaac Hanson

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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. – J.L.W. Brooks

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

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So were considering doing a new Christmas album, because theres been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact. – Trey Parker

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