Quote by Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? – Pippa Middleton

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I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. – Amy Smart

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Christmas

My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch. – Katharine McPhee

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I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. – William Tecumseh Sherman

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Dialogue and education for peace can help free our hearts from the impulse toward intolerance and the rejection of others. – Daisaku Ikeda

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