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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Baby or Adoption
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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work
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Phyllis Diller
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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And of course theres so much music in and around our family. I had a piano during Christmas because its obviously useful through the season. There are so many people, songwriters, who are around. – Ashley Judd

Category:
Christmas

On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child. – Nigella Lawson

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Christmas

According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but are preserved until the end of time. – Grazia Deledda

Category:
Christmas

Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. – Max Greenfield

Category:
Christmas

Random Quotes

Ere he returned, Madame descended and passed from the sparkling sunshine into the gloom of the portico, with a melancholy consciousness of the symbolic. For her spirit, too, had its poetic intuitions and insights… – Israel Zangwill, Dreamers of the Ghetto, “From a Mattress Grave,” 1897

Category:
Emotions

Give light and people will find the way. – Ella Baker

Category:
inspirational

I used to be a classic workaholic, and after seeing how little work and career really mean when you reach the end of your life, I put a new emphasis on things I believe count more. These things include: family, friends, being part of a community, and appreciating the little joys of the average day. – Mitch Albom

Category:
Family

It happens as one sees in cages: the birds who are outside despair of ever getting in, and those within are equally desirous of getting out – Michel de Montaigne

Category:
Duality