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Quote by Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Now Im an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. – Orson Welles

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Christmas

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. – Robert Kirby

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Christmas

In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. – Richard Bach

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Christmas

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. – Harlan Miller

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Christmas

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Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

One never reaches home, but wherever friendly paths intersect the whole world looks like home for a time. – Hermann Hesse

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Home

Our history is every human history; a black and gory business, with more scoundrels than wise men at the lead, and more louts than both put together to cheer and follow. – Philip Wylie, Generation of Vipers

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History

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning. – Jonathan Swift

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Morning