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Quote by Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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Christmas

I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality – youre told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things. – Richard Dawkins

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Christmas

I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing in the snow. – Ice Cube

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Christmas

I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead. – Clarence Clemons

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Christmas

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Science is for those who learn; poetry, for those who know. – Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest

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I try to become more humble and more myself with every year. There was a while when I got famous where I was so confused and my head was spinning. – Mira Sorvino

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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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Innocence is like polished armor; it adorns and defends. – Bishop Robert South

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