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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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At Christmas, all roads lead home. – Marjorie Holmes

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Im a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it! – Hoda Kotb

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Christmas

I loved White Christmas for the music aspect. I was into musical theater. – Lana Parrilla

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. – Charles Dickens

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Random Quotes

I get up in the morning looking for an adventure. – George Foreman

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Long intros are cool because theres a little bit of anticipation, you know? – Miranda Lambert

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cool

Im not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. Youre as old as you feel. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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Age