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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a j

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple

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The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney

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Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year — and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. – W.J. Cameron

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I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. – Amy Smart

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It is better to do thine own duty, however lacking in merit, than to do that of another, even though efficiently. It is better to die doing ones own duty, for to do the duty of another is fraught with danger. – Bhagavad Gita

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Dance in the middle of fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you’re perfectly free. – Rumi

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