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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. РS̩bastien-Roch Nicolas (Chamfort), translated from French

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We have two lives — the one we learn with and the life we live after that. – Bernard Malamud, The Natural

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It is not enough to be industrious; so are the ants. What are you industrious about? – Henry David Thoreau, letter to H.G.O. Blake, 16 November 1857

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We need to stop this New World Order ideology now. First, by being educated and informed about it. – James Dye

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