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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Women
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Alcohol
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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. – Author Unknown

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca

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Random Quotes

Winter bites with its teeth or lashes with its tail. – Montenegrin Proverb

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Winter

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? – Adam Smith

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You will soon find that I am a bit obsessive about my work. And that is a little sad, one often feels strangely restricted, not finding time to simmer, although one actually has many interests. – Arne Jacobsen

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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. – Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

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