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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. – Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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