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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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