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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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Sobriety is either the love of health, or an incapacity for debauch. – François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680)

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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