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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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work
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Baby or Adoption
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

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No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink. – Lord Chesterton

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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