Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller