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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Children
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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work
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Alcohol
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Vodka is just awesome water. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

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Alcohol

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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Alcohol

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Ive got five kids and Im married, Tommys got two kids and hes been married, Vince just got married again, Micks out of a relationship, Tommys single as well. Weve done a lot in our life, weve covered a lot of miles. – Nikki Sixx

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The smile that flickers on baby’s lips when he sleeps — does anyone know where it was born? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born in the dream of a dew-washed morning. – Rabindranath Tagore

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