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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Children
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Phyllis Diller
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. – Ambrose Bierce

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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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