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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. – Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

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