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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. – Scottish Proverb

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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Beauty is being in harmony with what you are. – Peter Nivio Zarlenga

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Its funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it: Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? – Eddie Van Halen

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