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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca

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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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