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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Children
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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work
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink. – Lord Chesterton

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I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. – Don Marquis

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Alcohol

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Alcohol

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Random Quotes

All that Adam had, all that Caesar could, you have and can do…. Build, therefore, your own world. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Nature

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To go too far is as bad as to fall short. – Confucius

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Excess

Community colleges need to be upgraded. We got to have training for real jobs. Weve got a lot of jobs that are going unfilled because we dont have the technology in the heads of graduating college students to deal with them. – Emanuel Cleaver

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Technology

Content and technology are strange bed fellows. We are joined together. Sometimes we misunderstand each other. But isnt that after all the definition of marriage? – Howard Stringer

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Technology