Quote by Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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For the last 10 years, Ive felt increasing pressure to stop shooting film and start shooting video, but Ive never understood why. Its cheaper to work on film, its far better looking, its the technology thats been known and understood for a hundred years, and its extremely reliable. – Christopher Nolan

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