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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is. – Philip Rosenthal & Mike Royce, Everybody Loves Raymond, “Not So Fast” (seaso

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If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831

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