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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown

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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. – Author Unknown

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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it…. Prevention is better than cure. – Thomas Love Peacock, Melincourt, 1817

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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