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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

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No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink. – Lord Chesterton

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Alcohol

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

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This Nation has realized significant environmental improvements over the last three decades. – Jerry Costello

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