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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard

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Vodka is just awesome water. – Author Unknown

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