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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. – P.G. Wodehouse

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne

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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown

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I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand. – Chinese Proverb

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I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. – Ralph Nader

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We all need empty hours in our lives or we will have no time to create or dream. – Robert Coles

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You have people come into your life shockingly and surprisingly. You have losses that you never thought youd experience. You have rejection and you have learn how to deal with that and how to get up the next day and go on with it. – Taylor Swift

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