The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope" Category: New Job
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams Category: New Job
There’s always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down. – Don Delillo Category: Weather
I am afraid I have done sadly too much sitting and dreaming since I have been up. – James Ward (1843–1925), letter to H.J.W., 1873 Category: Daydreaming
The body is a big sagacity, a plurality with one sense, a war and a peace, a flock and a shepherd. – Friedrich Nietzsche Category: Body
