Quote by Lewis Black
Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. - Lewis Black

Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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Christmas
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The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, I cant think of anything to give you, but heres a new suitcase. Afterward, I was like, What were you thinking, idiot? – Jensen Ackles

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Christmas

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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Christmas

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. – Charles Dickens

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Christmas

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. – Joan Winmill Brown

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Christmas

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If your house is burning, wouldnt you try and put out the fire? – Imran Khan

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The conflict of forces and the struggle of opposing wills are of the essence of our universe and alone hold it together. – Havelock Ellis

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…it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in peoples minds… – Samuel Adams

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Life itself is a quotation. – Jorge Luis Borges

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