Quote by Lewis Black
Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. - Lewis Black

Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. – Joan Winmill Brown

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I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards. – Suzy Bogguss

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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day. – David Eddings

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