Quote by Lewis Black
Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. - Lewis Black

Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! – Hamilton Wright Mabie

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Christmas

So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush. – Bonnie Tyler

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Christmas

Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance — each beautiful, unique and too soon gone. – Deborah Whipp

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Christmas

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I had a 2-week courtship with a fellow student in the fiction workshop in Iowa and a 5-minute wedding in a lawyers office above the coffee shop where wed been having lunch that day. And so I sent a cable to my father saying, By the time you get this, Daddy, Ill already be Mrs. Blaise! – Bharati Mukherjee

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wedding

I think there is a heritage which Im proud of, which is a fight for democracy, a fight for social justice, a fight for freedom. My grandfather went to jail or exile six times in his life, fighting for his principles for democracy, or for his country. And my father twice. – George Papandreou

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Freedom

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. – Yogi Berra

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good

Scandal is what one half of the world takes pleasure inventing, and the other half in believing. – Paul Chatfield

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Shame