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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. – Humphrey Bogart

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We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with. – Don Marquis

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I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy. – Jim Cramer

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