Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller