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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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We cant go to people who have lost their job at GM and say, Oh, by the way, we are going to pay money to build a road here or inoculate children there, unless we can demonstrate that it is in Americas interest. I happen to think it is. – Hillary Clinton

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They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window. – Suze Orman

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Money, again, has often been a cause of the delusion of the multitudes. Sober nations have all at once become desperate gamblers, and risked almost their existence upon the turn of a piece of paper. – Charles Mackay

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Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money – especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And thats why we lost. – Eric Cantor

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