Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller