Quote by Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Time
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Few are aware that they want any thing, except pounds schillings and pence. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some. – Joe Moore

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When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. – John Wesley

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Marrying into money was not a good thing for me. – Anna Nicole Smith

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On the road to equality there is no better place for blacks to detour around American values than in forgoing its example in the treatment of its women and the organization of its family. – Eleanor Holmes Norton

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You can avoid most of the sorrows of life, the only requirement being that you avoid all the happiness. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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