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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Money doesnt buy class. – Kiana Tom

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What did the taxpayers get out of the Obama stimulus? More debt. That money wasnt just spent and wasted – it was borrowed, spent, and wasted. – Paul Ryan

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What most people dont seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one. – Margaret Mitchell

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The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. – Jean-Paul Kauffmann

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Even when tied in a thousand knots, the string is still but one. – Rumi

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Humble birth did not retard his genius, nor high place corrupt his soul. – Cass Gilbert

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In politics, as in poetry, it is sometimes true that it is darkest before dawn. – Lawrence Summers

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I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter. – Blaise Pascal

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