Phyllis Diller's Quote - Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

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In troubled times the last thing you want to do is to stick your money into a film. Its such a gamble. – Robert Carlyle

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I have a problem with too much money. I cant reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer. – Robert Kiyosaki

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I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy. – Jim Cramer

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We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money. – George Bernard Shaw

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