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Quote by Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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If the money we donate helps one child or can ease the pain of one parent, those funds are well spent. – Carl Karcher

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Wealth flows from energy and ideas. – William Feather

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A development deal is where theyre giving you recording time and money to record, but not promising that theyll put an album out. – Taylor Swift

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You have to spend a lot to make a lot. Its not like Im sitting on top of a pile of money. – Katy Perry

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Education is the key to success in life, and teachers make a lasting impact in the lives of their students. – Solomon Ortiz

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Optimism with some experience behind it is much more energizing than plain old experience with a certain degree of cynicism. – Twyla Tharp

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How often in life we complete a task that was beyond the capability of the person we were when we started it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. – Robert Fulghum

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