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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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If you make a living, if you earn your own money, youre free – however free one can be on this planet. – Theodore White

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A fascist is one whose lust for money or power is combined with such an intensity of intolerance toward those of other races, parties, classes, religions, cultures, regions or nations as to make him ruthless in his use of deceit or violence to attain his ends. – Henry A. Wallace

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France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed, and taken most of it into their own hands, is as good as Stalin or Hitler. – Mario Batali

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Wisdom is the power to put our time and our knowledge to the proper use. – Thomas J. Watson

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Loud indignation against vice often stands for virtue in the eyes of bigots. – J. Petit-Senn

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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Confucius

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You can alter movie singing so much because you go into the recording studio and, just technology for recording has gotten so good, you can hold out a note and they can combine a note from take 2 and a note from take 8. – Anne Hathaway

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