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Quote by Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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There is a great difference between Christianity and religion at the south. If a man goes to the communion table, and pays money into the treasury of the church, no matter if it be the price of blood, he is called religious. – Harriet Ann Jacobs

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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. – Larry David

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Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasnt got money. – David Geffen

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The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled. – John Kenneth Galbraith

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