Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
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