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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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work
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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I find it fascinating that a lot of business books that do well are from people whove never made any money in business. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems. – Linus Torvalds

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Penny wise is often pound foolish. – Proverb

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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. – Voltaire

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The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness. – Karl Kraus

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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. – Konrad Lorenz

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