Quote by Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy. – Jim Cramer

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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh. – Larry David

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Banks are an almost irresistible attraction for that element of our society which seeks unearned money. – J. Edgar Hoover

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I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal. – Jim Carrey

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What were discussing privately and publicly, is a budget which is a blueprint for the future which creates jobs, which educates our children, which provides healthcare for all Americans, which takes our deficit down, which gives a tax cut for 95% of the American people. – Nancy Pelosi

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My beauty icon is Angelina Jolie. – Ashley Benson

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We all need empty hours in our lives or we will have no time to create or dream. – Robert Coles

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