Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller