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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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I turned down twelve films last year… Huge money films, but I had no respect for the writer or the work. – Shia LaBeouf

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My recollection is – and Id have to confirm this – but I dont recall paying any money to go to law school. – Joe Biden

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