Phyllis Diller's Quote - Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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