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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

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Getting money is like digging with a needle, spending it is like water soaking into sand. – Japanese Proverb

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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldnt have to advertise them. – Will Rogers

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It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. – Dolly Parton

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I dont believe we are supposed to go through life defeated and not having enough money to pay our bills or send our kids to college. – Joel Osteen

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