Quote by Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a

Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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Brigands demand your money or your life women require both. – Samuel Butler

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My generation will actually be the first generation that is tamer than the one that came before it, and it will probably be poorer less fun and less money. – Shia LaBeouf

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I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. – Paul Harvey

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The sinews of war are infinite money. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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The natural principle of war is to do the most harm to our enemy with the least harm to ourselves and this of course is to be effected by stratagem. – Washington Irving

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I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if its a paragraph. – Sloane Crosley

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