The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. – Arnold Toynbee
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams
To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958
