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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. Im not one of those pretty criers. – Sherri Shepherd

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Its important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didnt do anything drastic. – Lily Aldridge

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The one thing that Im in charge of in this wedding is the food. – Rob Mariano

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The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson

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