Quote by Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her. – King Edward VIII

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Monica Seles: Id hate to be next door to her on her wedding night. – Peter Ustinov

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You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess its going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it. – Bess Truman

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Id hesitated to have a wedding because my gay and lesbian friends dont have that right. – Kathy Najimy

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