Quote by Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense. – Jon Secada

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Well, Ill tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like Id never seen from the people, and thats who I entertain. I entertain the people. – Liza Minnelli

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Personally, Im an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding… Id be upset. – Emily Blunt

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A mans got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. – John Mayer

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