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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Im one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid. – Piper Laurie

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