Quote by Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. – Phyllis Battelle

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The trouble with wedlock is that theres not enough wed and too much lock. – Christopher Morley

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The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later. – David Miliband

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You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess its going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it. – Bess Truman

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