Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller