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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Time
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I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture. – Dorothy Malone

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wedding

My biggest blast-off hit was You Raise Me Up. If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, its a good pick. – Josh Groban

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wedding

I hadnt been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldnt show for my wedding. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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wedding

Im a jewelry girl. I became with friends with designer Irene Neuwirth a few years ago. At that point, I just used to wear my wedding rings. Very low key. Now, if I could, Id be draped from head to toe in her jewelry all the time. Everything she makes is beautiful. – Busy Philipps

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wedding

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Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows. – Bernard Devoto

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