Quote by Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. – Oliver Goldsmith

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I want a big church wedding. – Sienna Miller

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I dont ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. – Jessica Simpson

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When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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