Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller