I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. – Honore de Balzac
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it – and sometimes three. – Heraclitus
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. – Joseph Addison
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. – William Feather
When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. – Ethel Merman
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. – Friedrich Schiller
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. – Christopher Walken
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again. – Nicholas Sparks
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. – Heinrich Heine
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. – Oliver Goldsmith
A wedding is such a girl thing. – Selma Blair
I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures. – Cindy Margolis
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it. – Brian May
O month when they who love must love and wed. – Helen Hunt Jackson
When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later. – Eydie Gorme
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. – Liz Smith
