Erma Bombeck's Quote - My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, cat

Quote by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, cat

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. – Katharine Whitehorn, “Nought for Homework,” Roundabout, 1962

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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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