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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, cat

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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