Women

There is no such thing as an ugly woman. – Vincent Van Gogh

As long as there are women in the world, men will have a greatly exaggerated idea of how many things take care of themselves. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

[W]omen are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde, “The Sphinx without a Secret,” 1891

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. – Arnold Haultain

Women are always beautiful. – Ville Valo

No man who respects his mother or loves his sister, can speak disparagingly of any woman; however low she may seem to have sunk, she is still a woman. I want every man to remember this. Every woman is, or, at some time, has been a sister or daughter…. – Victoria Claflin Woodhull Martin, Tried As By Fire; or, The True and the False,

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. – Author Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. – Carrie Snow

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. – Cindy Crawford

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. – Author Unknown

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. – Laurence J. Peter

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. – Charlotte Whitton

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. – Ellery Queen

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. – Mae West

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. – Author Unknown

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. – Elizabeth Metcalf

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. – Germaine Greer

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. – Ovid

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche