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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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thanksgiving
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them. – Gene Perret

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A house needs a grandma in it. – Louisa May Alcott

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Grandfathers are just antique little boys. – Author Unknown

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The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap. – Author Unknown

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Cleanliness is next to impossible. – Author Unknown

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The Dalai Lama. He is a very wise man of great inner peace who believes that happiness is the purpose of our lives. Through his teachings and leadership, he continues to make this world a better place in which to live. – Sidney Sheldon

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I have faith the men and women of the Coast Guard will immediately rise to the challenge and see the people hit by Katrina through until the storm has truly calmed. – Dave Reichert

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Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. – Pearl S. Buck

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