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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — that’s why the world calls her grandmother. – Author Unknown

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Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being. – Margaret Mead

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A garden of love grows in a grandmother’s heart. – Author Unknown

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You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. – Proverb

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A garden is always a series of losses set against a few triumphs, like life itself. – May Sarton

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Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration. – Ted Nugent

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