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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace. – Christopher Morley

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It’s amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. – Author Unknown

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Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. – Marcy DeMaree

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Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, “Smile, Grandma!” — I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother’s lap. – Liv Ullmann

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