A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck