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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I’d find the same set of grandkids. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap. – Author Unknown

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Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren. – Art Linkletter

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A grandma’s heart is a patchwork of love. – Author Unknown

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I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal. – Jim Carrey

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