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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet. – Gene Perret

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Grandmother — a wonderful mother with lots of practice. – Author Unknown

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Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother. – Edward H. Dreschnack

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I have a warm feeling after playing with my grandchildren. It’s the liniment working. – Author Unknown

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Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret

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No one is a firmer believer in the power of prayer than the devil; not that he practices it, but he suffers from it. – Guy H. King

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