Quote by Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather. – Joy Hargrove

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The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson

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My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret

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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. – Author Unknown

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