Erma Bombeck's Quote - A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

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