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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman

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