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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Grandparents are a delightful blend of laughter, caring deeds, wonderful stories, and love. – Author Unknown

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Grandparents

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies. – Rudy Giuliani

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Grandparents

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother. – G. Norman Collie

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Grandparents

Elephants and grandchildren never forget. – Andy Rooney

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The Cardinal is at his wits end — it is true that he had not far to go. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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He is rich who owes nothing. – Proverb

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When we have nothing to worry about we are not doing much, and not doing much may supply us with plenty of future worries. – Chinese Proverb

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The religious superstitions of women perpetuate their bondage more than all other adverse influences. – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

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