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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Erma Bombeck
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Grandparents
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A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. – Author Unknown

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Grandparents

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents

A child needs a grandparent, anybody’s grandparent, to grow a little more securely into an unfamiliar world. – Charles and Ann Morse

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Grandparents

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret

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Grandparents

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Writing is a form of therapy sometimes I wonder how all those who do not write, compose or paint can manage to escape the madness, melancholia, the panic and fear which is inherent in a human situation. – Graham Greene

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Fear

That happens every time I get behind a guitar, regardless of what Im saying, cause music is freedom and being free is the closest Ive ever felt to being spiritual. – Ben Harper

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Freedom

Generalization is necessary to the advancement of knowledge; but particularly is indispensable to the creations of the imagination. In proportion as men know more and think more they look less at individuals and more at classes. They therefore make better theories and worse poems. – Thomas Babington Macaulay

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Generalize, Generalizations

Im not someone who likes to have my picture taken, let alone see it plastered all over the place. – Laura Linney

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alone