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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. – Author Unknown

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It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — that’s why the world calls her grandmother. – Author Unknown

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Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag. – Helen Thomson

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