Quote by Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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A garden of love grows in a grandmother’s heart. – Author Unknown

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