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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret

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I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have — if only for self-defense. – Gene Perret

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Grandmothers are just antique little girls. – Author Unknown

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Grandchildren are God’s way of compensating us for growing old. – Mary H. Waldrip

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My dad worked several jobs to pay for my expense in skating. – Nancy Kerrigan

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You cant break my spirit, its my dreams you take. – James Blunt

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Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. – A.A. Milne

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What irritates me is the bland way people go around saying, Oh, our attitude has changed. We dont dislike these people any more. But by the strangest coincidence, they havent taken away the injustice the laws are still on the books. – Christopher Isherwood

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