A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck