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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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