Quote by Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. – Mason Cooley

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Every now and then go away and have a little relaxation. To remain constantly at work will diminish your judgment. Go some distance away, because work will be in perspective and a lack of harmony is more readily seen. – Leonardo DaVinci

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Vacations

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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Vacations

If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman. – Samuel Johnson

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Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others… This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson

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No, I think the future of humanity will be like the past, well do what weve always done and there will still be human beings. Granted, there will always be people doing something different and there are a lot of possibilities. – Octavia Butler

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These individuals on steroids, does it enhance their career, does it give them a little more strength, a little more stamina, a little more psychological edge? Absolutely. How do you determine what – what their stats would be without steroids? Its impossible to tell. – Jose Canseco

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I do not say anything from jealousy. – Anna Held

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