We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck