Quote by Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Vacations
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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. – Gail Parent

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Vacations

The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. – Author Unknown

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Vacations

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations

No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. – Elbert Hubbard

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Vacations

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Failure is a part of success. – Hank Aaron

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