Quote by Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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Business
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Vacations
category

Every now and then go away and have a little relaxation. To remain constantly at work will diminish your judgment. Go some distance away, because work will be in perspective and a lack of harmony is more readily seen. – Leonardo DaVinci

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Vacations

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. – Gail Parent

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Vacations

Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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Vacations

The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. – Author Unknown

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Vacations

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It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal. – Edgar Rice Burroghs

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For NASA, space is still a high priority. – Dan Quayle

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