Quote by Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. – Author Unknown

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A vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. – Morris Fishbein

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Surely life, if it be not long, is tedious, since we are forced to call in the assistance of so many trifles to rid us of our time, of that time which never can return. – Samuel Johnson

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The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. – Author Unknown

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