No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. – Elbert Hubbard
A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. – Morris Fishbein
A vacation is like love — anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. – Author Unknown
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. – Author Unknown
Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not. – William James
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. – Author Unknown
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing
College is the longest vacation you will ever take. – Dan Indante and Karl Marks
No vacation goes unpunished. – Karl Hakkarainen
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. – Author Unknown
Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. – Mason Cooley
There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley
He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day… needs to reorganize his life. – George M. Adams
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle
The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation. – Miguel de Cervantes
