Erma Bombeck's Quote - The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have t

Quote by Erma Bombeck

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have t

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. – Rudyard Kipling

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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. – Bette Midler

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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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Random Quotes

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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Slavery is so intolerable a condition that the slave can hardly escape deluding himself into thinking that he is choosing to obey his masters commands when, in fact, he is obliged to. Most slaves of habit suffer from this delusion and so do some writers, enslaved by an all too personal style. – W. H. Auden

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. – Jimmy Cannon

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My parents have always been cool. They even became surrogates to friends of mine who didnt have such supportive parents. – Olivia Williams

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