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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have t

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Erma Bombeck
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse. – Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

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Housework

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. – Bette Midler

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Housework

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. – Author Unknown

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Housework

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I am trying to make art that relates to the deepest and most mythic concerns of human kind and I believe that, at this moment of history, feminism is humanism. – Judy Chicago

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Im a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it. – Davy Jones

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