Quote by Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have t

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Humor
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Women
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. – Ann Oakley

Category:
Housework

I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it’s good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I’m sure no one else can hear my thoughts — or intrude upon them. – Astrid Alauda

Category:
Housework

Please don’t feed the dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

Category:
Housework

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Housework

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dad

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