Quote by Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have t

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Housework
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Please don’t feed the dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, “Honey, do this,” and “Honey, do that” around the house. – Jim Lemon

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Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. – Simone de Beauvoir

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[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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