Vacuums don’t clean houses. People clean houses. – Everybody Loves Raymond, “Humm Vac,” written by Lew Schneider, original airdate Category: Housework
Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. – Erica Jong Category: Housework
Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks Category: funny
Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. – Margaret Atwood Category: Age
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. – Douglas Adams Category: Money
If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty. – Japanese Proverb Category: Tea