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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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Other Quotes from
Women
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Even if there are a lot women in films, there are few who are lesbians, that people know about. – Catherine Deneuve

Category:
Women

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebodys passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesnt mind leading. – Amy Poehler

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Women

John Currins exaggerated realism and his twisted women kept me off balance, never knowing if they were sincere or ironic or some new emotion. – Jerry Saltz

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Women

No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you. – Muhammad Ali Jinnah

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Women

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Vocations which we wanted to pursue, but didnt, bleed, like colors, on the whole of our existence. – Honore de Balzac

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Career, Vocation

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises that one makes. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Promises

Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action. – Karl Jaspers

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Knowledge

Live. Love. Sparkle. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking