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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

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Women

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman cant be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. – Helen Rowland

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Women

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate. – Rita Mae Brown

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Women

Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason, sometimes, also more fragile. – Emma Bonino

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Women

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So the news that divorced fathers are to be denied a legal right to a relationship with their children, in the long overdue review of family law published this week, fills me with horror and despair. – Louis de Bernieres

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Ultimately, all human activities have as their goal the realization of happiness. Why, then, have we ended up producing the opposite result? Could the underlying cause be our failure to correctly understand the true nature of happiness? – Daisaku Ikeda

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One ought to be ashamed to make use of the wonders of science embodied in a radio set, the while appreciating them as little as a cow appreciates the botanic marvels in the plants she munches. – Albert Einstein

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I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. – Albert Einstein

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