Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Other Quotes from
Women
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The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of. You see it all the time… love lavished on absolute fools. Loves a charity ward, you know. – Lawrence Durrell

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If the abstract rights of man will bear discussion and explanation, those of women, by a parity of reasoning, will not shrink from the same test. – Mary Wollstonecraft

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Women

Women love a self-confident bald man. – Larry David

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Women

Feminists wish women to seem like men. Theyre not men. – Vivienne Westwood

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Women

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