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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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Erma Bombeck
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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design
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Erma Bombeck
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Running
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A psychologist once told me that for a boy being in the middle of a conflict between two women is the worst possible situation. Theres always a desire to please each one. – Hillary Clinton

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Women stand for the objective world for a man. They stand for the thing that youre not and thats what you always reach for in a song. – Leonard Cohen

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I am not a sexy woman, Im not beautiful, Im not a sex kitten, I dont flirt with people, yet Ive been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I thats solely because I dont reveal too much: people are curious. – Shirley Manson

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Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. – Marcel Proust, Albertine disparue, 1925

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