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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. – Malcolm De Chazal

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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. – Rudolph Valentino

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Women would rather be right than reasonable. – Ogden Nash

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You cant raise the standard of womens morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than that. – Billy Sunday

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