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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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And I highly recommend for all the women in the world, even if theyre 71, you can never take for granted that he loves you. Its always good to flirt with him. Its a great sport. – Salma Hayek

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Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that. – Barbara Bush

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There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are now providing all types of skills in every profession. The military should be no exception. – Jimmy Carter

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