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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friends girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless shes really attractive. – Bruce Jay Friedman

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The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think Im competitive, just nice. – Barbara Bush

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Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly. – George Raft

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