Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. – Rush Limbaugh

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A woman is like a tea bag – you cant tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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Youre not working with models, youre working with real women who have, like, anatomy. Models do not have anatomy. – Isaac Mizrahi

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Most women are not as young as they are painted. – Max Beerbohm

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. – Thomas Haynes Bayly

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I saw things at an early age because my mom was a theater actress. I did a play with her when I was 10 years old. – Sam Rockwell

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We have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us, and the more we gain, the more is our desire the more we see, the more we are capable of seeing. – Maria Mitchell

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All I owe the world is my art. – Sherman Alexie

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