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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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thanksgiving
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There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. – Alfred Capus

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. – Rebecca West

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When we create out of our experiences, as feminists of color, women of color, we have to develop those structures that will present and circulate our culture. – Audre Lorde

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Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!…. his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. – Charles Dickens

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When I first started talking about gay marriage, most people in the gay community looked at me as if I was insane or possibly a fascist reactionary. – Andrew Sullivan

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The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably. – Anita Ekberg

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Civilization is a failure. We need to think what we can do together in love and peace. – Serj Tankian

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