Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Whenever we have thanked these men and women for what they have done for us, without exception they have expressed gratitude for having the chance to help – because they grew as they served. – Clayton Christensen

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I am not a sexy woman, Im not beautiful, Im not a sex kitten, I dont flirt with people, yet Ive been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I thats solely because I dont reveal too much: people are curious. – Shirley Manson

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I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved. – B. R. Ambedkar

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If women have young children, they are one man away from welfare. – Gloria Steinem

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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Creativity takes courage. – Henri Matisse

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Did you ever hear anyone say, “That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me?” – Joseph Henry Jackson

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The truest mark of being born with great qualities is being born without envy. – Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld

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