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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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Youth
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I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Id much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and theyre the first to be rescued off sinking ships. – Gilda Radner

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The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. – Ellery Queen

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You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy. – Rod Stewart

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