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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to th

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it. – Shirley MacLaine

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Women are the engine driving the growth in Californias economy. Women make Californias economy unique. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Ive never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and Im very proud of that. – Adele

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