Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers Category: Housework
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. – Author Unknown Category: Housework
There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Housework
[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s, Category: Housework
Even when Im old and grey, I wont be able to play it, but Ill still love the game. – Michael Jordan Category: Love
Nature, as we know her, is no saint…. She comes eating and drinking and sinning. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Experience” Category: Nature
Ive always considered myself to be fiercely patriotic. I love Britain – its history and the down-to-earth attitude people have. – Gary Numan Category: Attitude
