Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. – Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
The chess pieces are the block alphabet which shapes thoughts; and these thoughts, although making a visual design on the chess-board, express their beauty abstractly, like a poem… I have come to the personal conclusion that while all artists are not chess players, all chess players are artists. – Marcel Duchamp