Quote by Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, s

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

Category:
best
Read Quote

Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

Category:
Government
Read Quote

Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben

Category:
Wisdom
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Category:
Humor

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Horatio Nelson

Category:
Humor

If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

Category:
Humor

But humor is too delicate and evanescent a thing to be extracted from a book like plums from a pudding. – Beatrix, “What to Read,” The Household, supplement to Michigan Farmer and State

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Everyone in our culture wants to win a prize. Perhaps that is the grand lesson we have taken with us from kindergarten in the age of perversions of Dewey-style education: everyone gets a ribbon, and praise becomes a meaningless narcotic to soothe egoistic distemper. – Gerald Early

Category:
Recognition

And thank you for a house full of people I love. Amen. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Family

Being an only child, I didnt have any other family but my mom and dad really, since the rest of my family lived quite far away from London. – Tom Hardy

Category:
dad

And Im a believer that you take a negative and turn it into a positive, and as it turned out, it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. And so I do appreciate the Ranger staff and the Ranger organization for giving me that opportunity. – Nolan Ryan

Category:
positive