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Quote by Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, s

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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best
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Robert Orben
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben

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History
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself. – Clifton Paul Fadiman

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Humor

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks they are the summits of ranges. – Thomas W. Higginson

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Humor

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. – Max Eastman

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Humor

Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. – Mary Hirsch

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Humor

Random Quotes

Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

Category:
good

A society which allows an abominable event to burgeon from its dung heap and grow on its surface is like a man who lets a fly crawl unheeded across his face or saliva dribble from his mouth — either epileptic or dead. – Jean Baudrillard

Category:
Humanity

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. – Brendan Behan

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Food

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned. – William Butler Yeats

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Chaos