Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
Dr. Richard Bentley (1662-1742)… is said one day, on finding his son reading a novel, to have remarked—’Why read a book that you cannot quote?’— a saying which affords an amusing illustration of the nature and object of his literary studies. – Cyclopædia of English Literature edited by Robert Chambers, 1844