Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben