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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, s

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

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I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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People of humor are always in some degree people of genius. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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Ive got a great sense of humor. – Anthony Hopkins

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Humor

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. – Shel Silverstein

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