Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben