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Quote by Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben

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Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it. – Benjamin Lichtenberg

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Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster. – James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937

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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. – Charles de Gaulle

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. – Will Rogers

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