Quote by Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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