Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. – Robert Orben
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country – and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. – Charles Krauthammer