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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben

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