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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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The thing I thought about doing it was its Comic Relief and youve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you cant sing. – Jo Brand

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What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. – Scott Hamilton

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Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. – Tippi Hedren

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American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has ever said about it. – James A. Baldwin

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But my main thing that I would love to see as a fan of Glee, like I said, is to really get into the character and who they are and what they do outside of school. I think that thats interesting. And then of course the themed stuff and the album episodes are all really cool too. – Lea Michele

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The child is father of the man. – William Wordsworth

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No advance in wealth, no softening of manners, no reform or revolution has ever brought human equality a millimeter nearer. – George Orwell

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