Robert Orben's Quote - Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection

Quote by Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? – H. L. Mencken

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