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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Robert Orben
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I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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best
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funny
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. – George Bernard Shaw

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funny

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you dont think its funny, but youre convinced that other people will think it is, well they wont. – Mo Rocca

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funny

I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

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funny

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields

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funny

Random Quotes

Im obsessed with the 1920s, everything from the style to the lifestyle. It was a really cool era. – Lauren Conrad

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cool

The act of putting pen to paper encourages pause for thought, this in turn makes us think more deeply about life, which helps us regain our equilibrium. – Norbet Platt

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Writing

Id rather be strongly wrong than weakly right. – Tallulah Bankhead

Category:
Mistakes

Humans live on one-quarter of what they eat; on the other three-quarters lives their doctor. – Author Unknown

Category:
Eating