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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Home
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Robert Orben
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben

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History
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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Election Day
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. – Joey Lauren Adams

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Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland

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Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

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I dont happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I dont know whats funny about a character… This happens to be a feature of my life generally. – Wallace Shawn

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Nature scarcely ever gives us the very best for that we must have recourse to art. – Baltasar Gracian

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right! – Isaac Asimov

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In speech after speech on his health care plan, the President has tried to convince us that what he is proposing will be good for America. But, how can it be good for America if it raises taxes by a half trillion dollars and costs a trillion dollars or more to implement? – Scott Brown

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Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered. – Graham Greene

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