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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Robert Orben
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

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Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr

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