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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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funny

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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funny

Mmmm… the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. Its a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, You had to be there. – Jack Dee

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The failure of Christianity in the areas west from Sicily was even greater, and was increased by the spread of Arab outlooks and influence to that area, and especially to Spain. – Carroll Quigley

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The primary factor is proportions. – Arne Jacobsen

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