Quote by Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben

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Wisdom
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Whats funny is that the idea of popularity – even the use of the word popular – is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. – Susan Orlean

Category:
funny

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. – Tracey Ullman

Category:
funny

But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you cant forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesnt work. – Robert Downey, Jr.

Category:
funny

Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

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funny

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There is no forgiveness in nature. – Ugo Betti

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Forgiveness

Some people change when they think theyre a star or something. – Paris Hilton

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Change

I wanted to be a decorator. I wanted to interior design homes and do everything myself. – Ursula Andress

Category:
design

To achieve the mood of a warrior is not a simple matter. It is a revolution. To regard the lion and the water rats and our fellow men as equals is a magnificent act of a warriors spirit. It takes power to do that. – Carlos Castaneda

Category:
Men