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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben

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History
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I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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best
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. – Sugar Ray Leonard

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I tell you, its funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. – Magic Johnson

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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[W]omen and books should be looked at daily. – Dutch Proverb

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Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research. – Ike Skelton

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Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve. – Max Planck

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My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was one of the most amazing men – the most amazing man that I ever met… He lived an amazing life. – Josh Henderson

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