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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Robert Orben
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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Home
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Robert Orben
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Its funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times Ive been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. Its just cause were all named Emma. None of us look alike. – Emma Roberts

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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Blessed is he who has found his work let him ask no other blessedness. – Thomas Carlyle

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