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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Washington is a place where politicians dont know which way is up and taxes dont know which way is down. – Robert Orben

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Government
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I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

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best
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At school I was very shy. I wasnt funny really. – Michel Gondry

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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasnt able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on E.R. Thats not generally thought of as a funny show. – Busy Philipps

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funny

I dont really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric… Im not operating on somebodys brain, you know what I mean? So I just think its all funny. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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So thats why one of my rules of parody writing is that its gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit. – Al Yankovic

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I certainly dont sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything. – Thurston Moore

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In the old days… it was a basic, cardinal fact that producers didnt have opinions. When I was producing natural history programmes, I didnt use them as vehicles for my own opinion. They were factual programmes. – David Attenborough

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Buzzed driving is drunk driving. – Author Unknown

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You cant fake it when youre alone with God, you know. – Jim Bakker

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