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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

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Election Day
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben

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Graduation
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Business
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Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it doesnt go well. Either theyre a bad sport or Im not as funny as I could be. – Jeff Ross

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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funny

Its funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. – Liam Neeson

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funny

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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Random Quotes

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one. – Pope John XXIII

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Family

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose-petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. – Don Marquis

Category:
Poetry

Intuition is the clear concept of the whole at once. – Johann Kaspar Lavater

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Intuition

There is nothing more perplexing in life than to know at what point you should surrender your intellect to your faith. – Margot Asquith

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