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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben

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Wisdom
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Robert Orben
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. – Theodore Bikel

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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TV is chewing gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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Kyle Bakers work is really funny, but its also got a very clear vision. – Bill Sienkiewicz

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My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think Im on Downton Abbey. – Allison Williams

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