Logo
Quote by Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

Category:
Morning
Author
Robert Orben
Read Quote

I got a Valentines Day card from my girl. It said, Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

Category:
best
Author
Robert Orben
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion. – John Keegan

Category:
funny

I grew up in a funny way. – Gordon Ramsay

Category:
funny

Im a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. – LeBron James

Category:
funny

Its funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. – Reba McEntire

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

It must be admitted that there are some parts of the soul which we must entirely paralyze before we can live happily in this world. – Nicolas Chamfort

Category:
Curmudgeonesque

You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories. – Deborah Moggach

Category:
Sisters

If I had to play only for people who liked the music because they heard it on the radio, it wouldnt make me happy. Thats why Im working so hard to have, yes, a profile as an artist, but also a profile as a DJ. – David Guetta

Category:
Music

I had the most reversed education possible. Every parent wants their son to be a businessman, respectable – me, it was the opposite. When I had an artist career my mum was like, Oh finally, Im proud of you! – David Guetta

Category:
Education