Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben
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