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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Robert Orben
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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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Food
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Robert Orben
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funny
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Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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funny

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? – Orlando Bloom

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funny

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did. – Bette Davis

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funny

Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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funny

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Im not looking for sympathy at all. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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The love of the famous, like all strong passions, is quite abstract. Its intensity can be measured mathematically, and it is independent of persons. – Susan Sontag

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famous

When everyone goes home, youre stuck with yourself. – Layne Staley

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Baseball is an allegorical play about America, a poetic, complex, and subtle play of courage, fear, good luck, mistakes, patience about fate, and sober self-esteem. – Saul Steinberg

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