Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. – Will Cuppy
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. Theres always something. – Will Cuppy
I dont like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. – Will Cuppy
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. – Will Cuppy
Well, I look at it like this: When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal. If the soup tastes good, everythings cool, and you dont necessarily want to know whats in it. The same thing holds true with movies. – Jeffrey Wright