Quote by Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 mile

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas. – Ed Markey

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The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers. – Adlai Stevenson

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The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my lifes work complete. – Rudolf Diesel

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Im gonna be the best dad that ever lived. Ill have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. – Jeremy London

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