Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry