Quote by Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 mile

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Im the one who gets called up about a problem. Im the one who gets called up about the street lighting and the abandoned car. Im the one who gets blamed if the police dont arrive. Im the one they blame if a city truck is broken down. – Richard M. Daley

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

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I always loved music. You know, my parents said I started singing when I was 4, in the car. – Bob Seger

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I dont get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script. – Sherry Stringfield

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