Quote by Dave Barry
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley

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Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it. – Eric Nicol

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In America, if you put your mind to it you can have anything you want. You just cant have everything you want. – Bernard Baruch

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I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat. – Stephen Vincent Benet

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