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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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The freedom we have in America is like breathing in an entire open field of fresh air all at once. Sometimes too much air can be stifling. – Amali Ryvre, 2007

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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization. – Georges Clemenceau

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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. – Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888

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What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to. – Hansell B. Duckett

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