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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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America
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The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its images, its dreams, its fantasies. No more. It – J. G. Ballard

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America

I always tell myself: You can do better than this. The best slogan I can think of to leave with the U.S.A. would be: We can do and we’ve got to do better than this. – Theodor Seuss Geisel (1904–1991)

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America

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. – Bill Maher

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America

Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country. – Sinclair Lewis

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America

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The best CEOs I know are teachers, and at the core of what they teach is strategy. – Michael Porter

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Laws are generally found to be nets of such a texture, as the little creep through, the great break through, and the middle-sized are alone entangled in it. – William Shenstone

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The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. – Victor Hugo

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