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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. – Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888

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America, for me, has been the pursuit and catching of happiness. – Aurora Raigne

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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair. – Arnold Toynbee

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America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. – Abraham Lincoln

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Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Everyone dreams, but not everybody remembers their dreams because some people go into delta they go too low. – Sylvia Browne

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They who forgive most shall be most forgiven. – Josiah Bailey

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