Quote by Dave Barry
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

Category:
Computers
Read Quote

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

Category:
Music
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
America
category

America, America, God shed His grace on thee, and crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea. – Katherine Lee Bates

Category:
America

We are quite rich enough to defend ourselves, whatever the cost. We must now learn that we are quite rich enough to educate ourselves as we need to be educated. – Walter Lippmann

Category:
America

In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs of negativism. – Spiro T. Agnew

Category:
America

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. – Will Rogers

Category:
America

Random Quotes

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. – William Morris

Category:
Happiness

Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men. – Jean Rostand

Category:
Science

Freud published The Interpretation of Dreams in 1900. It introduced the notion that there existed certain predictable and identifiable processes by which dreams were formed. – Henry Reed

Category:
Dreams

As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to the American people: Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible. – Richard M. Nixon

Category:
Peace