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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them. – James Michener

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Only Americans can hurt America. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. – Philip James Bailey

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America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco. – Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. – Don Fraser

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If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – Thomas Szasz

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Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand. – Issey Miyake

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