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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich. – W. H. Auden

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Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty. – Richard Cardinal Cushing

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America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them. – James Michener

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America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. – Philip James Bailey

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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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We were raised in an Italian-American household, although we didnt speak Italian in the house. We were very proud of being Italian, and had Italian music, ate Italian food. – Francis Ford Coppola

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Old age is a shipwreck. – Charles de Gaulle

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Brave is the lion tamer, brave is the world subduer, but braver is the one who has subdued himself. – Johann Gottfried Von Herder

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