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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Secti

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage. – Carl N. Degler

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What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to. – Hansell B. Duckett

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