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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. – Penn Jillett

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And if we allow science to become politicized, then we are lost. We will enter the Internet version of the dark ages, an era of shifting fears and wild prejudices, transmitted to people who dont know any better. – Michael Crichton

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Internet

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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I do believe sadly its going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. – Jenny McCarthy

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The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion. – John Keegan

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Junk food drags you down. – Miranda Lambert

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We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ. – John Fiske

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