The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry Category: Dieting
A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer…. He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring. – E.B. White Category: Poetry
I consider that a mans brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. – Arthur Conan Doyle Category: funny
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year. – Thomas Tusser Category: good