Internet

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. – Jon Stewart

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. – Mitch Kapor, variation of a quote by Jerome Weisner (Getting an education from M

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates

Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward. – Al-Waleed bin Talal

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. – M.G. Sriram

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. – Author Unknown

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

I have an almost religious zeal â€” not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up. – Dan Millman

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. – Paul Carvel

Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. – George Lundberg

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. – Paul Carvel

The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. – Vinton Cerf

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. – Author Unknown

Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. – Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. – Rupert Murdoch

The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of “the familiar letter.” – Author Unknown

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. – Penn Jillett

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. – Author Unknown