I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. – Isabel Allende
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. – Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985
The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. – Leonardo da Vinci
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
It is not sex that gives the pleasure but the lover. – Marge Piercy
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. – Author Unknown
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. – J.G. Ballard, “News from the Sun,” Myths of the Near Future, 1982
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. – Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. – Author Unknown
My sexual preference is often. – Author Unknown
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner
