Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? – Richard Fleischer
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. – Author Unknown
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands. – Dudley Moore
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? – Murray Banks
To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown
Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. – Ian Fleming
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. – Jay McInerney
Lust seeks stimulation in pain. – Michel de Montaigne, 1500s #s&m
A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.” – Honor Tracy
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. – Flash Rosenberg
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. – Gloria Leonard
Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. – Hugh Hefner
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. – J. Edgar Hoover, attributed
Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. – D.H. Lawrence
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus
Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. – John Stoltenberg
My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th
