Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner Category: Sex
For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts. – Bertolt Brecht Category: Sex
Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead Category: Sex
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain, Following the Equator Category: Smiles
We are never the same with others as when we are alone. We are different, even when we are in the dark with them. – Maurice Maeterlinck Category: alone
