Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore