Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. – John Barrymore