Quote by John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes t

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

Other quotes by John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore

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alone
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – Anon.

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I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little. – Candice Bergen

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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