Quote by John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes t

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? – Murray Banks

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters

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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. – Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936

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