Quote by John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes t

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

Other quotes by John Barrymore

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore

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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. – Author Unknown

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Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. – D.H. Lawrence

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Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. – Simone de Beauvoir

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

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