Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. – John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore