Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore