Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore