Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore