Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore