Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
Ive read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. – John Barrymore