The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters Category: Sex
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? – Richard Fleischer Category: Sex
A good historian is timeless although he is a patriot, he will never flatter his country in any respect. – Francois Fenelon Category: respect
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon Category: Graduation
I try to stay positive by focusing on how much Ill appreciate my health if I get better. – Daniel Johns Category: Health
