For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno Category: Sex
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons Category: Sex
When I shoot Ill take my family with me – one movie a year and then the rest of the time at home. – Eric Bana Category: Home
Ohio claims they are due a president as they havent had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. – Will Rogers Category: Government
Clouds and darkness surround us, yet Heaven is just, and the day of triumph will surely come, when justice and truth will be vindicated. – Mary Todd Lincoln Category: Truth
