It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb Category: Sex
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons Category: Sex
I search for surprise in my architecture. A work of art should cause the emotion of newness. – Oscar Niemeyer Category: architecture
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. – Author Unknown Category: Dogs