Quote by Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thi

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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Embraces are cominglings from the head even to the feet, and not a pompous high priest entering by a secret place. – William Blake

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Sex

The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. – William Osler

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Sex

Sexual liberation, as a slogan, turns out to be another kind of bondage. For a woman it offers orgasm as her ultimate and major fulfillment; its better than motherhood. – Victoria Billings

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White is not a mere absence of color; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black. God paints in many colors; but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white. – G. K. Chesterton

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I have a tickle in my brain. And it keeps making the corners of my mouth point toward the heavens. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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