Quote by Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thi

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. – John Stoltenberg

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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. – Susan Sontag

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Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. – Ian Fleming

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For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts. – Bertolt Brecht

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