Quote by Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thi

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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