We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin Category: Sex
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965 Category: Sex
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. – Flash Rosenberg Category: Sex
Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing. – Torquato Tasso Category: Love
I have these visions of myself being thirty, thirty-five, forty having a family. – Nastassja Kinski Category: Family
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America. – Dan Quayle Category: Education
Come, lets have one other gaudy night. Call to me. All my sad captains. Fill our bowls once more. Lets mock the midnight bell. – William Shakespeare Category: Last Words
