For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno Category: Sex
Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead Category: Sex
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield Category: Sex
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons Category: Sex
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit. – Anton Chekhov Category: Nature
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. – Lin Yutang Category: Travel
